Stonehenge is looking for a general manager for the first time in its 5,000-year existence. There is a May 5 application deadline for the job, which will pay $100,000-a-year with responsibilities that include “liaising with druids”.
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Benefits include health coverage of partial apothecary costs and use of company horse.
Preference will be given to the candidate with high skill points in intelligence and wisdom.
Should have proficient abacus skills.
Must be willing to work solstices, equinoxes and some nights.
Please submit resume with cover letter by pigeon post or town crier.
PARIS IN WINTER
By Andrew Julian…
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